I used to be a big beer drinker. If you were to ask me what’s my favorite beer, I probably would have said, ‘I don’t know, the fifth one, I guess.’ That’s the one that makes me good looking and clever and even wise, and those are important qualities to have when it’s noon and you’re drinking alone on your couch.
Pat Dixon
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