I used to be a big beer drinker. If you were to ask me what’s my favorite beer, I probably would have said, ‘I don’t know, the fifth one, I guess.’ That’s the one that makes me good looking and clever and even wise, and those are important qualities to have when it’s noon and you’re drinking alone on your couch.
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