A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, can you give me a lobotomy?”
The doctor says, “Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?”
The polack responds, “Why, so I can write ‘dumb polack’ jokes, of course!”
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- Where’s the toast
- I’m not your father
- How can you tell if a man is lying?
- How do you get a pound of meat out of a fly?
- What’s that shriveled up old thing on Grandma
- If a woman could change a man into any mammal, what would it be?
- Makin’ a booty call
- Do you have enough room up there for a pizza and a six pack of beer?
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