Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it’s there.
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run programs on a remote terminal that’s more than 75 miles away.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities.

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