A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, “Do you think you’re stupid, Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”
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