I was in the supermarket, and I had these two shopping carts full of groceries, and I was waiting in line. This guy got in line behind me, and all he had was a jar of spaghetti sauce and some spaghetti. He kept checking his watch and looking at my two full carts, trying to hint for me to let him go ahead of me. I just totally ignored him, but then finally, I turned around. I said, ‘Hey man, if that’s all you have is that spaghetti sauce and that spaghetti, then you should just go ahead and do some more shopping because I’m going to be a while.’
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