How can you tell if a man is lying?

Q: How can you tell if a man is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

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• Can you give me a lobotomy?
• When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
• My lips are registered weapons
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• If a woman could change a man into any mammal, what would it be?
• Reagan would always say something I never understood
• The doctor asked me to stay away from the tea
• What’s that shriveled up old thing on Grandma
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• Do you have enough room up there for a pizza and a six pack of beer?

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