Q: If a woman could change a man into any mammal, what would it be?
A: A whale – because it has a thirty foot tongue, and can breathe out of the top of its head!
Read more jokes
- Yo’ Mama has so many gaps in her teeth..
- Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
- Turn around
- A buffet
- Dad I’m tired of walking in circles
- Can you give me a lobotomy?
- You’ve got mail
- Stamps for the Christmas cards
- How can you tell if a man is lying?
- Take off my pantyhose