Blonde

Two blondes find a mirror on the sidewalk

Two blondes find a mirror on the sidewalk. The first blonde picks it up, looks into it and says, “Hey, I know this person! I’ve seen her somewhere before.” The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it and says, “Duh! Of course you have, that’s me!” Jokes with blondes...

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Look at that dog with one eye

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?” Blonde jokes...

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You’re already on the other side

Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells: How do I get to the other side? The other blonde yells back: You’re already on the other side! Cat jokes...

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I got the license plate number

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. “Did you see his face?” her friends asked when she came back inside. “No, but it’s okay, I got the license plate number!” Blonde jokes...

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