Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said: ‘Dad, when I grow up, I’m gonna marry you.’ We laughed about it. My wife said: ‘Don’t make the same mistakes I did.’ Brian Kiley Clean jokes...

What did the dad say when his son said, “Dad I’m tired of walking in circles?” “Shut up kid or I’ll nail your other foot to the ground.” Dad jokes...

It’s 1957, and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobbytells him that they’ll probably go to the malt shop or a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.” Bobby is shocked. “Excuse me, sir?”...

“Dad,” asked son, “What’s that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?” Dad replied “That’s Grandpa!” Dumb jokes...

Now that I’m a dad, I’ll call my dad, ask for advice. He always says the same thing, ‘How’d you get this number?’ Dad jokes...