Men&Women

Acute angina

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: “I should warn you, Ted: I’ve got acute angina.” Ted: “Your breasts aren’t bad either.” Cat jokes...

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Where’s the toast

After an elderly couple starts getting forgetful, they visit their doctor. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, “Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won’t forget?” “Nonsense,” says the husband. “I can remember a dish of ice cream.” “Well,...

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Don’t make the same mistakes I did

Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said: ‘Dad, when I grow up, I’m gonna marry you.’ We laughed about it. My wife said: ‘Don’t make the same mistakes I did.’ Brian Kiley Clean jokes...

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Why beers are better than girls

1) You always know if you are the first one to open a beer. 2) A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer. 3) A beer never gets angry if you show up smelling of beer. 4) The colder a beer, the better. 5) You can always share a beer with your friends. 6) A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 AM 7) You can choose a beer from the case and, if you change your mind, you can pick another one. Halloween jokes...

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Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of this fact; he even starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home now, Mother of Six?” His wife shouts back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”...

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