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Tarzan

Dis you ever realize the Tarzan story is about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood? Black jokes...

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Did you know that St. Patrick..

Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in the corner. The first Englishman starts to taunt the Irishman, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a sissy?” “Oh, no, I didn’t know that. Thank you.” The second Englishman yells, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?” “Oh, no, I didn’t know that. Thank you.” The third Englishman yells, “Did you know that St....

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe. The chief tells them, “The bad news is that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die.” The Frenchman says, “I take ze poison.” The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, “Vive la France!”...

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Can you give me a lobotomy?

A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, can you give me a lobotomy?” The doctor says, “Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?” The polack responds, “Why, so I can write ‘dumb polack’ jokes, of course!” Dumb jokes...

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I’m tropical

I didn’t really understand my family until I moved to Puerto Rico as an adult. For, like, five years, I lived there, and before then, I had always assumed that the dementia, the craziness in our family, was specific to our household. Then, I moved to the island – 4 million people behaving the exact same way – and I realized, ‘Oh my God, I’m not dysfunctional. I’m tropical!’ Yo mama jokes...

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