Q: How does a man plan for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. One liner jokes...
Q&A
Q: How do you know when it is cold outside? A: When your dog’s d**k is frozen to the fire hydrant. Cat jokes...
Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters? A: A virgin. Funniest jokes...
Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly. Stupid jokes...
Q: Why don’t women need driver’s licenses? A: Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen! Silly jokes...
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him. Pirate jokes...
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: The translator. Blondes jokes...
Q: Why did the ram fall off the cliff? A: Because he didn’t see the ewe turn. Hilarious jokes...
Q: What is another name for a happy farmer? A: A jolly rancher. Best jokes...