You sleep more at work than at home.
You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.
You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
You’re so tired you now answer the phone: ‘Hell’.
You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
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