This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face:
– I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had, he says.
– What makes you say that? asks the woman.
– Well, every time we did it, I couldn’t help notice how it made your toes curl, he explains.
– Oh, says the woman, that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first.

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