A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman.
Before they notice him, he sneaks back into the hall, finds the mail bag, steams open the letters, inserts coupons from his rug-cleaning business and seals them back up.
“Ha ha ha,” he snickers. “That lazy mailman who is shirking his duties works for me now!”
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