THE DOCTOR because he says “take your clothes off”
THE DENTIST because he says “open wide”
THE HAIR DRESSER because he says “do you want them teased or blown?”
THE MILKMAN because he says “do you want it in the back or in the front?”
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says “once it’s in you’ll love it”
THE BANKER because he says “if you take it out too soon you’ll lose interest”
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- That lazy mailman works for me now
- What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?
- Genius, my ass
- A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble
- What’s the difference between love and marriage?
- Grosser than gross
- What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
- Drinking together
- You should be supplied with your own court stenographer
- We use the equestrian method