There are three men in a hotel each wanting a room.
The porter of the hotel says, “All the rooms are booked except for one room with a kingsize bed.”
The three men are too tired to go to another hotel so they decide to take the room.
The next morning, the three men wake up and the man on the left side of the bed said, “Wow, I had vivid dream of getting a wonderous hand job.”
The man on the right said, “Yeah, me too.”
The man in the middle said, “You two are disgusting, I had an ordinary dream that I went skiing.”
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