Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.

The first nun is asked: “Who was the first man on Earth?”
She says: “Adam”
Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

The second nun is asked: “Who was the first woman on Earth?”
She says: “Eve”
Lights flash and the gates open.

The third nun is asked: “What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?”
Puzzled, the nun says: “Hmmm, that’s a hard one”
Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

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