Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
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- Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad
- Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, “What’s new?”
- Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must’ve been petting a bulldog
- Sitting around the house
- Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas
- A buffet
- He ain’t won a damn thing
- You’ve got mail
- Do you have any flip-flips?
- Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs